Norwegian Constitution Day

The night of 17th May, is a night where almost everyone get them self drunk, especially the young ones who are between High school to College/University still.

17th May is our National day, also know as Norwegian Constitution Day, and for tradition all the youngster who is graduating from High Schools this year, will from May 1 to May 17 become Russ. Easy explained a 17 days celebration, known as Russefeiring, or "Russ celebration".

We who is older celebrate just to celebrate the National day, just an excuse to drink with friends and have fun. We celebrate with songs, good food, alcohol and do stupid thing, like taping a friend until the door.

Never too old

My friends refrigerator

He lives in a student residence, on the 4th floor, and he is to lazy to go down second floor to the kitchen where the refrigerator is. So this is his solution.

Long live laziness! 

Paintball Bitches!

Who said that I couldn't play Paintball with style?!

Straight from work and over to Paintball

And yeah, our team won ^^

Candy Crush

No need to say that there is hell lot of people here in China, Hong Kong, and the one thing everyone have in common, when going from destination A to B, is that E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E, goes face down and looking at their screen.

In this short stay, I noticed one particular game that goes around and looks like everyone has on their phone, Candy Crush Saga, a puzzle game where you match three or more "candies" of the same colors, and you can download the app/game for free.

People are so absorbed in this, that they repeatedly forget to get off the transport or see where they are going. Two times, I have been witness that people went on the glass/sliding door because they didn't look up, one that almost got hit by a car for walking on red, and another who broke his phone because of rage - my guess he lost the game.

Never heard of this game before I came here, despite the fact that it came out sometime in 2012. So imagine how surprised family and friends are, each time they hear that I don't have this game, when they ask what level I have come to.

After hearing the same similar question for 50ish time of why I haven't I started or why I should start and all, I ended up downloading that fucking game. Now I regret it.

At the start it seems like a good way to get the time to go while waiting for MTR (Mass Transit Railway), buses or whatever transport I need to take to get from A to B. While playing I can understand how people get addicted to it... before I know it I was suddenly at level 35, and to my disappointing, this image came up...

Screw you Candy Crush!!!

Here I thought that I have found a game that didn't need help from others to keep it going, or connect/synchronization with other social network service.

Can't stop now, can I? (- _-")

Gingerbread

Walked past a bakery and found these, couldn't resist, had to take a picture.

So cute <3

Temtations

I am a weak person...

At the dentist

For this Chinese New Year I made some traditional Chinese New Year snack, Sweet Egg Twist (蛋散, dansan), and gave it as a present to my parents. So when my old man in good faith put his teeth on one, the snack that I made, kind of broke his tooth... we heard a cracking sound...

So that brings us to where we are now, and it's confirmed that snacks has kinked my old man's tooth.

Note to self - Next time (if there is a next time), remember to use butter and eggs 🤣

Realization

Yesterday my friend broke his Samsung Galaxy SIII by losing it down the toilet, and on it's way down, hit the edge of the toilet, which also lead to smashed screen.

After I died several times of oxygen deprivation from laughing, I promised to join him to the store and buy a new one.

However, I realized that I was going to be delayed, and send him a text; "gonna be late, give me 5 min, forgot to pack to school", and send.

Took me 5 seconds after sending that text... his phone doesn't work...
 ....thank you brain

Brain derp

Really brain?

There is Absolutely No need to tip your glass, when you drink from a straw.

Google translate FTW

The Fresh Prince theme song in Google Translate

The legend of St. Valentine

We all know that the 14th February is marked as a celebration of love and romance,
the day we celebrate with our beloved one with candy, flowers and gifts, or maybe just a fancy, romantic dinner at some fancy restaurant?

But where did these traditions come from? The legend of the St. Valentine was not exactly that romantic...After all, it is about a a Saint whom were martyred by the Roman Emperor Claudius II. I may not be the most romantic person here, but how is that romantic?!

One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families,
he outlawed marriage for young men. 

Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.

Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons, where they were often beaten and tortured... oh~ how romantic...

The only thing that may find some sort of romance, is the version where an imprisoned Valentine actually sent the first "valentine" greeting himself after he fell in love with a young girl, possibly his jailer's daughter, who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter signed "From your Valentine", an expression that is still in use today.

Outside of it, I hear only drama and tragedy around this guy. So what I'm wondering is, how did this history/legend transformed into something as romantic as today's  Valentines? I kind of find this funny, anyways...

Happy Valentines to you too.

Nailed it!

Typical "Expectation vs. Reality".

Tried for the first time to make Sweet Egg Twists (Chinese New Year Snack) - 蛋散, dansan.

What I imagined...

What I get...

Autch....

Family Feud

Didn't see that coming!! 😂😆

Mario vs Pacman

Giant smoke ring with Steve and Ellen

Wonderful sense of humor

Chinese bike acrobatics

"I can carry 16 Chinese girls on my bike, how many can you carry?" 😋😋

Frat Dudes Glow In The Dark Routine

pi kappa alpha anchor splash

Jollibee the dancing mascot

Best wake-up call ever!