Crazy Ninja Girl

Poor guy who dare to lay a hand on her....

Autch....

Family Feud

Didn't see that coming!! 😂😆

Mario vs Pacman

Giant smoke ring with Steve and Ellen

Wonderful sense of humor

Chinese bike acrobatics

"I can carry 16 Chinese girls on my bike, how many can you carry?" 😋😋

Frat Dudes Glow In The Dark Routine

pi kappa alpha anchor splash

Jollibee the dancing mascot

Make me forget the empty space

I want something that can let me forget the present.
Let my mind flow
Let me forget the emty feeling for a little while.

Times likes these... get such a siphon...
make it tempting

Everything turns so beautiful and colorful
the siphon make me miss that kind of stuff
make me want to lose myself again
...so chill it was...so glorious

A phone call

He finally called! It's our first conversation since he left and I'm overjoyed.

The conversation wasn't long, but still, so happy ^^
I could finally talk to him \0/

The last time he tried to call, my cell phone didn't work at all
He could hear me, but I couldn't hear a thing.

I can't describe how happy I am now \^.^/
With him gone, I don't really have much close friends to talk to, or get support from, so That feeling when we talked and laughed, made me feel "whole" again.
It's like the empty space kinda vanished ^^ the stress and frustration isn't as heavy as before.

The conversation was nothing special, we talked like nothing has happened. He sounded so close... I really do miss hanging out with him...plz, come back soon.

Knausensenteret - After

Well then... I have been to the shrink

and... well... I don't know if he was of some help
everything he told me, I knew from before, so like I though, the whole thing, waste of time. He was OK, but far from good.

New appointment next week, maybe I will get something out of it then...
I doubt.

It's strange to sit there and talk about your stuff to a stranger and he sit there and act all that familiar with you like he do understand you. Do he really understand?

Don't feel comfy at all.
It's like he observe me like some kind of a extinct race or something. It's creepy, and it's make me feel like a psychopath.... which I'm not quite yet - LoL

Knausensenteret - Before

I'm going to Knausensenteret tomorrow
fucking dread...
It's a psychiatric polyclinic, and last time I talked with a shrink... it didn't end well...

It's was after my friend commit suicide.
The shrink, sat there and acted unprofessionally.
He said "I understand you"

WTF do he understand?
Has he seen someone commit suicide in front of him?
NO! So how the fuck do he "understand" how I fucking feel?

It ended with that I totally fucked up his office, and the office lady had to called 911.
Since that, I haven't been to the shrink.

I have to deal with my grief on my own, it doesn't help that others say "it wasn't your fault", when I fail to think that way. So they let me skip the shrink, however, I had to provide a monthly report on how I was or feel.

Fair enough. Anything is better than one hour with shit talk.

Anyways, this time is about school. One of my teacher suspect me of having cheated on one exam.

I want to emphasize that the only basis for my teacher has a suspicion of cheating is that he
found that two of the four questions could not possibly be as similar ones on the sensor guide, unless I had used junk funds, otherwise I had to have a photographic memory.

The teacher had taken various exams that have been published previously, and put it into a new one.
I was lucky to have practiced on an exam booklet with two of the stated tasks.

Allow me to point out that the sensor guide for those old exams paper was published on Fronter where all of us students have access to practice for the exam.

I have argued, discussed and explained with the teacher and the school since February,
to prove my fucking innocence. But it doesn't look like any help.

The worst thing is that the character wasn't any good, it was only a D. If I really had cheated, I had at least focused on a B or a C at least....

But here I am, sitting with a headache, frustration and stress, and the one I trust and talk to aren't present, and give comfort or support either.

What a wonderful life...

Best wake-up call ever!

Second day

I miss him

I feel so lonely without him

It's like I have lost a part of myself

...I don't like this feeling

I can't see him, and I can't get a hold of him

My feeling is overwhelming

Can't believe I have become so attached to him

I miss those days where I can contact him wheneever I want

I miss the joke and the attention I got from him

even his sarcasm...

The night that I enjoyed so much is now a time with grief

...I miss him

Angel cake

A friend of mine sent me this recipe of an Angel cake that is a very "airy" and low-calorie, and told me I had to try it out. Not sure where she found it, but sounds interesting.

What you need:

• 145 g mel
• 100 g melis
• 200 g sukker
• 1 ts. cream of tartar (vinsten)
• 14 eggehviter
• litt salt
• 2 ts. ekte vanilje extract

Instructions:

1. Bland mel sammen med melis i en skål. Bland det godt sammen og legg den til siden.
2. Bland sukker og cream of tartar sammen.
3. Så trenger du 14 store eggehvite (romstemperatur)
4. Miks det godt sammen med litt salt når den har begynt a skummen tilsetter du sukker som er blandet med vinsten. Har du ikke vinsten tar du bare litt dråper sitron saft på den stadium miks i cirka 7 minutter videre slik at marengs er stiv.
5. Tilsett så ekte vanilje extract.
6. Så tar du å sikte i mel med en dørslag i 3-4 omganger.
7. Bland forsiktig, det må holde seg luftig.
8. Så tar du resten av melen…..
9. Sett det  i en bakeform som du har smurt med smør og stek det på 160 C i cirka 40-50 minutter
10. Stek den til den er  gylden brun på toppen.
    La kaken stå i formen i minst 30 minutter før du tar den ut ellers så faller den fra hverandre.

Decorations:

• Jeg strør bare litt melis over hele Angel Food Cake
• Så pynter jeg med litt fersk bær på toppen.
  Jeg brukte fersk bringbær men jordbær eller andre bær går jo like bra.
• Strø litt melis over bæren og kaken.

The dreams I had

The dreams I had when I was a child, were drawn to my heart's desire, with scribbles that wouldn't fade away and are connected to the future that I draw.

The clear skies were endlessly blue.
And my innocent heart, being satisfied,
was attracted to them I finally obtained wings, with which I could fly freely.

I want to go to the end of the skies with my pure eyes desire.
If one wish could be granted out of colorless darkness.
I feel that it should be to grab onto a dream and never be tamped to let go.

The dreams I had when I was a child,
was drawn eternally with scribbles that wouldn't fade away and are connected to the future I wish for.

Diet for those who have the will - only 3days

Dette er en 3 dagers meny, som du selv bestemmer hvilke ukedager det skal være på.
Jeg har personlig prøvd ut menyen for å teste om den er effektiv eller ei, og må si at det hele var veldig effektiv, men det kreves vilje styrke.

Det jeg liker med denne oppsettet, er at etter 3 dager, kan man spise normalt igjen.
Jeg merket at etter 3 dager, hadde magen "krympet", selv om jeg kunne spise vanlig kost igjen, har porsjonene blitt mindre for hver uke (jeg fulgte menyen i 1mnd).

Indigriensene som er satt sammen gir en "kjemi" som gjør at du "renser" tarmene.
Derfor er det viktig at du følger det til punkt og prikke.

NB!

• Hver dag minst 5 glass med vann
• Drikk mer vann mellom måltidene, hvis du føler det "klør" i tennene (jeg brukte å drikk 1 glass med vann før måltidene i tillegg, for å få den "mett" følelsen)
• Ikke noe sukker eller melk i te/kaffe
• Bare salt og pepper som kan tilsettes i matvarene

 Dag 1:

• Frokost:
• 1 toast med peanøttsmør
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

• Lunsj:
• 1 toast med 1/2 boks med tunfisk (ikke i olje, men i vann)
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

• Middag:
• 2 skiver med kjøtt (kjøtt type: valgfritt)
• 10 grønne bønner
• 10 svarte druer
• 1 eple
• 1 kule vanilje is
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

 Dag 2:

• Frokost:
• 1 toast med 1/2 banan
• 1 kokt egg
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

• Lunsj:
• 1 yoghurt (valgfritt smak)
• 2 salte kjekser (jeg brukte Ritz)
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

• Middag:
• 2 pølser (valgfritt, men helst lite fett)
• 1/2 brokkoli
• 10 svarte druer
• 1/2 banan
• 1/2 kule vanilje is
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

 Dag 3:

• Frokost:
• 1 eple
• 1 salt kjeks med 1 skive ost (anbefalt: hvitost, mindre smak/fett)
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

• Lunsj:
• 1 toast med 1 kokt egg
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

• Middag:
• 1 boks med tunfisk (ikke i olje, men i vann)
• 1/2 blomkål
• 10 svarte druer
• 1/2 banan og honningmelon
• 1/2 kule vanilje is
• 1 kopp med te/kaffe

 NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! NB!! 

Dette er ikke noe mirakel meny - gi det tid.

Det er ikke noe garanti at dette er den rette dieten for deg, selv om jeg syns den var effektiv betyr det ikke at den er like effektiv på deg - keep in mind that we're all build differently.

Derfor vær forsiktig, ingen kjenner kroppen (forhåpentligvis) bedre enn deg selv så vær snill med deg selv.

Good Luck =)

Border Crossing

La meg se om jeg har forstått dette riktig!

• Hvis man krysser den Nordkoreanske grense illegalt, så får man 12 år i en arbeidsleir.
• Hvis man krysser den Iranske grense illegalt blir man fengslet på ubestemt tid.
• Hvis man krysser den Afghanske grense illegalt, blir man skutt.
• Hvis man krysser den Saudiarabiske grense illegalt, blir man satt i fengsel.
• Hvis man krysser den Kinesiske grense illegalt, kan det skje, at man aldri igjen blir hørt.
• Hvis man krysser den Venezulanske grene illegalt, vil du bli stemplet som spion,
  og din skjebne er beseilet. 
• Hvis man krysser den Cubanske grense illegalt, vil du bli satt i politisk fengsel og råtne.
• Hvis man krysser den Norske grense illegalt vil du få?

1. Jobb
2. Førekort
3. Helsetrygdkort
4. Matkuponger
5. Penger til hus
6. Gratis undervisning
7. Velferd
8. Kredittkort
9. Gratis legehjelp
10. En lobbyist på stortinget for millioner av kroner
11. Offentlige papirer trykket på ditt språk
12. Retten til å bære ditt lands flagg, når du går i protesttog for ikke å få penger til hus.

Norway at it's best...

May God give you strength

Recently I just found out that my cousin is having a hard time with her married.
She didn't tell me much, however it's look like it's over...
She have been visiting the church a lot lately, although she isn't Christian.

She told me that she got faith and hope from God, and that she was lucky to know him at the critical time. But sometimes bad emotion come up, and it's sad to hear her cries through the phone and letters that she share with me. Since she lives in another country I can't give her much more support than words... that kinda make me feel a little helpless...

I haven't been in a relationship, so I don't know what I can say that can make it more comfortable for her... since she started to believe in Christianity,  I hope God will be with her and give her more strength to overcome this difficult time and may this song give you strength and consolation!

I wounder what she have taken?

Stay honest

I won't be bend and I won't be dragged along.
I want to stay honest to how I feel now.

I won't let you have your way.
No matter how many times I'm reborn
I will embrace my sadness as I run.

Judge Milian owns some idiot lawyer

Thanks God she's not my mom

Best prank of the winter

Amazing card tricks by James Galea

OMG! I can't understand how he do it! >_< Still freaky amazing!

Imagine strolling out one of those tricks on party or something like that!? Talk about impressive!

Cats playing Patty Cake

A dream, in silence and grief

Everything is like a dream, it's like I'm standing outside and watching through a screen outside of this world... watching there everyone are.

...I feel so alone, the silence is nagging me... whispering...

The one who never have learned to love you are alone, and you are gone...
I can feel the pressure... it's just like a grief, hunting... hunting after lonely souls...

New semester

My first school day started a couple of days ago, however I come back to school the 02 January for exam in degree in tax law and information management.
Kinda fuck up start if you ask me (--__--)"

However it was fun to meet up with old classmates ^^ although we don't have the same subjects anymore, we still have brief meetings during breaks.

This year's subjects consists of Economic management, International financial accounting and Web & media, who is just something extra I take "just for fun", otherwise I would had too much free time with just 2 class in the week.

Last year I had up to 9 exams (!), so this time it's my turn to have a chill semester ;)
Now with only 3 subjects, I can also focus more on my bachelor thesis and still have time to outdoors activity!

Which means this year gonna be chill! \^_^/ 

Banana cake

Found myself a recipe want to try out.
Don't know where my mother got this but sounds interesting.

(1 cup is about 1 1/2dl)

• 2 eggs
• 3 cups (= 3 dl) sugar
• 3 cups (= 4 1/2 dl) plain flour
• 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 cup (= 1 1/2 cup or 150g) melted butter
• 2-3 ripe bananas

1) Crush the bananas, so it is ready.

2) Make eggnog by mixing the egg and sugar in a mixer (or bowl).

3) Then mix the remaining ingredients with the eggnog.
     Pour the bananas in the end.

4) Mix well and pour the contents of a well-greased tin with a baking paper on 

    (so it will not be so hard to wash the shape after).

5) Set the oven at 175 degrees, and bake it for about 45 minutes.

Then serve with vanilla ice cream <3